CoronaVirus, Nature will find a way Options

[TallDarkAndHands...]

Toooo many people in the world...

#justsaying

[Mr Brown]

So business as usual for the crem. people! Quite interesting though. Greta and her mates have realised cremation isn’t exactly a ‘green’ approach - uses a lot of fuel and produces a lot of residue. Much better the old, old way. Just drop in deep hole shrouded with basket work. Then you’ll really be greens and might even be served up as such a decade or so later.

Don’t go, TDH, seize the opportunity - good money to be made - meet needs for a tricycle hearse for instance.

[SirWilliam]

So business as usual for the crem. people! Quite interesting though. Greta and her mates have realised cremation isn’t exactly a ‘green’ approach - uses a lot of fuel and produces a lot of residue. Much better the old, old way. Just drop in deep hole shrouded with basket work. Then you’ll really be greens and might even be served up as such a decade or so later.

Don’t go, TDH, seize the opportunity - good money to be made - meet needs for a tricycle hearse for instance.

With the proposed reduction in the conventional production of animal based protein, one would think that the annual count of half a million or so expired humans, could now be put to good use.
Can't speak from experience, but I believe it is not unlike pork, and in a curry could be quite tasty.
"Waste not want not", as they say.

[TallDarkAndHands...]

With the proposed reduction in the conventional production of animal based protein, one would think that the annual count of half a million or so expired humans, could now be put to good use.
Can't speak from experience, but I believe it is not unlike pork, and in a curry could be quite tasty.
"Waste not want not", as they say.

Its official. Sir Will turns Cannibal. I'm on a yacht in Maldives. Cant even bloody go on land though. Poxy Red list. Enjoy the Mega Tsunamis...

[SirWilliam]

Its official. Sir Will turns Cannibal. I'm on a yacht in Maldives. Cant even bloody go on land though. Poxy Red list. Enjoy the Mega Tsunamis...

It's all very well slumming it in the middle of the Indian Ocean TDH, but eventually you will have to return to "blighty" and may well discover a completely different landscape to the one you chose to forsake for personal gratification.
Don't worry though, as our beloved turnip that is presently masquerading as "PM", has everything under control. No heating, no food and no transport, but at least we should be "covid negative" by the year 2037.
Only 16 years to go old chap.

[Mr Brown]

It's all very well slumming it in the middle of the Indian Ocean TDH, but eventually you will have to return to "blighty" and may well discover a completely different landscape to the one you chose to forsake for personal gratification.
Don't worry though, as our beloved turnip that is presently masquerading as "PM", has everything under control. No heating, no food and no transport, but at least we should be "covid negative" by the year 2037.
Only 16 years to go old chap.

Don't feel too sorry for TDH Sir William. The boat's hold will be packed to the gunnels with enough stock to start a pub chain. Plus TDH won't take long before he works out some plausible landing scheme! Plus if ever he does deign to return to this Septic Isle, if Thames Water have their way he'll be able to get back to Lake Newbury without getting off his big boat.

[SirWilliam]

Don't feel too sorry for TDH Sir William. The boat's hold will be packed to the gunnels with enough stock to start a pub chain. Plus TDH won't take long before he works out some plausible landing scheme! Plus if ever he does deign to return to this Septic Isle, if Thames Water have their way he'll be able to get back to Lake Newbury without getting off his big boat.

One can only hope that,
A. TDH's mansion is situated alongside the water with an already constructed jetty. Or,
B. They have, by then, hired a couple of tankers drivers to get him the fuel needed to transport his "hold" to the relative security of said home.
Oh, and if he finds an unemployed cauliflower seeking gainful employment, please feel free to offer him one that presently needs filling in Westminster, as the present turnip is beginning to irritate me.

[TallDarkAndHands...]

One can only hope that,
A. TDH's mansion is situated alongside the water with an already constructed jetty. Or,
B. They have, by then, hired a couple of tankers drivers to get him the fuel needed to transport his "hold" to the relative security of said home.
Oh, and if he finds an unemployed cauliflower seeking gainful employment, please feel free to offer him one that presently needs filling in Westminster, as the present turnip is beginning to irritate me.

Dont fret Sir Will...just get yourself down to them Broccoli fields.
63k a year to pick Broccoli now in Lincolnshire.👍
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[SirWilliam]

Dont fret Sir Will...just get yourself down to them Broccoli fields.
63k a year to pick Broccoli now in Lincolnshire.👍
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Ah the genetically modified brassica that is grown throughout the year.
Not exactly my idea of fun picking sprouts off a frost covered field in the middle of November, but wages is wages, and for a lot of people this could be the answer to offsetting the forthcoming energy costs.
But of course how many people actually give any thought of the process from field to shelf, and like the old acceptance of inner city children not being aware that milk comes from cows, actually care?

Although little doubt HM gov. has everything under control, and all that is needed is a "leak" to some tabloid hack and the empathis will shift to the next "shortage".

Start buying mince pies folks.

[TallDarkAndHands...]

Ah the genetically modified brassica that is grown throughout the year.
Not exactly my idea of fun picking sprouts off a frost covered field in the middle of November, but wages is wages, and for a lot of people this could be the answer to offsetting the forthcoming energy costs.
But of course how many people actually give any thought of the process from field to shelf, and like the old acceptance of inner city children not being aware that milk comes from cows, actually care?

Although little doubt HM gov. has everything under control, and all that is needed is a "leak" to some tabloid hack and the empathis will shift to the next "shortage".

Start buying mince pies folks.

Cases in Newbury have ten folded.
Most people are near the end of the 6 month protection from the initial vaccine.
Expect to see thousands of deaths per day soon.

[SirWilliam]

Cases in Newbury have ten folded.
Most people are near the end of the 6 month protection from the initial vaccine.
Expect to see thousands of deaths per day soon.

Meanwhile in "proper" news, dog undergoes sex change in order to suppress his overwhelming desire to bite the postman.
A Post Office spokesperson said "The situation was not helped by one of our members of staff insisting on wearing high heels to complete his delivery".