WAMT? Some oik seems to have been given a moped for Christmas and now insists on seeing how fast it will go in first gear past the house. All the ******* time !

Dont worry the ******* next door appear to have adopted a dog that is not trained and barks all day and all night. Going shopping for some dark chocolate in the morning. Or... I could just go full on Jo Maugham...🙄

So "good will to all men" didn't last long then. Don't worry the yoof will have his bike nicked and the pooch will end up with a detention order after it's sunk it's teeth in the postman.

WAMT?
Having to cancel my ferry bookings, not sure if I'm going to get to France at all this year. Oh, and having to pay a third party to do routine maintenance on the house and gardens if I'm not there ain't funny.