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TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Oct 10 2019, 09:28 AM) *
Ah the "brave new world" eh. Like the idea of commuting by donkey, has a certain rustic charm, and as they walk at the same pace as a man, one can converse with those lesser mortals who, though once had a range rover, now find themselves taxed into poverty and on foot.
The down side is I can't stand olives.


Yep. But Corbyn is the answer. We'll all earn the same SO I wont have to bother commuting. And siestas! What's not to like?
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Oct 10 2019, 08:17 PM) *
Yep. But Corbyn is the answer. We'll all earn the same SO I wont have to bother commuting. And siestas! What's not to like?

I'm gonna claim gender fluidity allowance and start attending Friday prayers, gonna be worth a fortune in benefit payouts, I mean, why work?
SirWilliam
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Oct 10 2019, 11:19 PM) *
I'm gonna claim gender fluidity allowance and start attending Friday prayers, gonna be worth a fortune in benefit payouts, I mean, why work?


We of the "older" generation no longer possess the mental capability to understand such a simple idea and therefore it is probably in everyone's interest that we all stop breathing tomorrow thus removing 20% of the population at a stroke. This will free up houses for those who do not have one, solve the health service's fiscal problem and most importantly stop us electing "old fashioned" governments.

Long live the JC say I. smile.gif
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Oct 11 2019, 09:11 AM) *
We of the "older" generation no longer possess the mental capability to understand such a simple idea and therefore it is probably in everyone's interest that we all stop breathing tomorrow thus removing 20% of the population at a stroke. This will free up houses for those who do not have one, solve the health service's fiscal problem and most importantly stop us electing "old fashioned" governments.

Long live the JC say I. smile.gif


Glad your on board for the JC revolution. Let's get this party started! Luxury Communism for everyone.
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Oct 11 2019, 10:54 AM) *
Glad your on board for the JC revolution. Let's get this party started! Luxury Communism for everyone.

I'm sorry, look up his nett worth, and some of his trusted henchmen, "luxury communism for the few, not the many". Nice to see the old ways carried on.
Strafin
Can we decide if he is a Marxist or a communist please?
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (Strafin @ Oct 11 2019, 12:40 PM) *
Can we decide if he is a Marxist or a communist please?

Just a different shade of red, that's all. It's like asking 'do you want to get robbed at gunpoint or knifepoint', semantics is all.
SirWilliam
QUOTE (Strafin @ Oct 11 2019, 12:40 PM) *
Can we decide if he is a Marxist or a communist please?


Are not marxists named after the compilers of the communist party manifesto? (Karl Marx along with Friedrich Engels). They are all bonkers anyway.
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Oct 11 2019, 05:57 PM) *
Are not marxists named after the compilers of the communist party manifesto? (Karl Marx along with Friedrich Engels). They are all bonkers anyway.

You chaps need "re-education" at a camp..I mean school...sure to happen once JC (the messiah) takes the throne (I mean the Premiership). Viva la revolution. Power to the people!!! Wheres Tooting again???
Turin Machine
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Oct 9 2019, 11:36 PM) *
Dear God, can you imagine it, going to work by donkey cart carrying a paper bag with cabbage sandwiches in it for your lunch! I might have to go join TM in France, my business will be seized and turned over to the people's committee to make bicycles with and anyone over the age of thirty will be sent for re-education and gender neutrality acceptance. Happy days.

You'll needs be quick, come back end of the month for my winter sojourn. Hows things? hows the boatsearch? Wanna buy my boat? LOL.
SirWilliam
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Oct 11 2019, 06:09 PM) *
You chaps need "re-education" at a camp..I mean school...sure to happen once JC (the messiah) takes the throne (I mean the Premiership). Viva la revolution. Power to the people!!! Wheres Tooting again???


Not seen a bloke so excited since the foreman put viagra in the bosses drink at the xmas party. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Oct 11 2019, 07:57 PM) *
You'll needs be quick, come back end of the month for my winter sojourn. Hows things? hows the boatsearch? Wanna buy my boat? LOL.

Why are you coming back? Search going well, got it down to two now. Why, selling yours??
Mr Brown
Are we starting to see the answer to what Benny thought was going to be tank trap? PM is mandated to ask for an extension, EC can't be mandated so they could well say yes, we'll give you just a week.
newres
Iíd say weíre odds on now for a second referendum. Johnsonís worse than Mayís deal v Remain.
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Oct 17 2019, 12:32 PM) *
Iíd say weíre odds on now for a second referendum. Johnsonís worse than Mayís deal v Remain.

😂Keep dreaming...
je suis Charlie
I'me puzzled, if they reject the deal and if the EU don't give an extension then we just crash out? right? or am I missing owt?
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Oct 17 2019, 11:25 PM) *
I'me puzzled, if they reject the deal and if the EU don't give an extension then we just crash out? right? or am I missing owt?

It's all been a cunning plan...👍😂😂😂
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Oct 17 2019, 11:36 PM) *
It's all been a cunning plan...👍😂😂😂

Why do you think he had long meetings with the Hungarians and Poles, each of whom are right wing and and hold a veto? The letter asking for an extension is irrelevant.. as he said we are leaving on Oct 31st...
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Oct 17 2019, 11:39 PM) *
Why do you think he had long meetings with the Hungarians and Poles, each of whom are right wing and and hold a veto? The letter asking for an extension is irrelevant.. as he said we are leaving on Oct 31st...

This is going to end badly, for all of us.
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Oct 18 2019, 10:33 AM) *
This is going to end badly, for all of us.

Cheer up JSC. We'll leave with no deal on Halloween and we can be Singapore by the sea. 😂👍
Turin Machine
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Oct 11 2019, 10:51 PM) *
Why are you coming back? Search going well, got it down to two now. Why, selling yours??

Coming back for the mandatory six months (ahem) so I can continue with the UK tax regime, plus, winter is coming so I'm draining down the pool and putting up storm shutters, rain is rain whether it's here or in the UK. And yeah, not using it much if at all so it's gotta go, all about finding time I guess.
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Oct 19 2019, 12:51 AM) *
Coming back for the mandatory six months (ahem) so I can continue with the UK tax regime, plus, winter is coming so I'm draining down the pool and putting up storm shutters, rain is rain whether it's here or in the UK. And yeah, not using it much if at all so it's gotta go, all about finding time I guess.

Right, gotcha.
je suis Charlie
Who would have thought it, our nations future decide by a Frenchman. laugh.gif
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Oct 26 2019, 08:28 PM) *
Who would have thought it, our nations future decide by a Frenchman. laugh.gif

I do wonder what % of MPs will get reelected...worst parliament ever.
Biker1
So back to the subject of this thread................
A second referendum or "people's vote" now in December? laugh.gif
James_Trinder
QUOTE (Biker1 @ Oct 30 2019, 06:09 AM) *
So back to the subject of this thread................
A second referendum or "people's vote" now in December? laugh.gif


Sounds like a plan.
newres
QUOTE (Biker1 @ Oct 30 2019, 06:09 AM) *
So back to the subject of this thread................
A second referendum or "people's vote" now in December? laugh.gif

6 months JC is saying I think so June more likely.
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 6 2019, 01:45 PM) *
6 months JC is saying I think so June more likely.

Are you expecting Prime Minister Stalin, I mean Corbyn then?
newres
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Nov 6 2019, 01:55 PM) *
Are you expecting Prime Minister Stalin, I mean Corbyn then?

Aren't you? I think it will be an alliance mind you, but assuming the Brexit Company stand I think it is a certain hung parliament. I have in my mind though the idea that BXP might withdraw late in the day. I still think we'll see a hung parliament regardless. The Tories have got off to a dreadful start too.
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 6 2019, 02:44 PM) *
Aren't you? I think it will be an alliance mind you, but assuming the Brexit Company stand I think it is a certain hung parliament. I have in my mind though the idea that BXP might withdraw late in the day. I still think we'll see a hung parliament regardless. The Tories have got off to a dreadful start too.

Nope. I dont think there are enough scroungers and dossers to elect him. Once his "policies" are costed most sensible people will run for the hills.
newres
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Nov 6 2019, 04:20 PM) *
Nope. I dont think there are enough scroungers and dossers to elect him. Once his "policies" are costed most sensible people will run for the hills.

I think it's Johnson's promises that are either lies or not funded. No Brexit & Corbyn is a safer proposition. Plus we'll get an ethical foreign policy. Win, win. Best get used to it.
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 6 2019, 05:28 PM) *
I think it's Johnson's promises that are either lies or not funded. No Brexit & Corbyn is a safer proposition. Plus we'll get an ethical foreign policy. Win, win. Best get used to it.

You are funny. What drugs are you taking?
newres
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Nov 6 2019, 05:45 PM) *
You are funny. What drugs are you taking?

Talking of drugs, have you seen the footage of Gove off his face on Parliament and the interview with Andrew Neil in which heís obviously pissed?
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Nov 6 2019, 05:20 PM) *
Nope. I dont think there are enough scroungers and dossers to elect him. Once his "policies" are costed most sensible people will run for the hills.

Except the Tories won't be allowed to cost out corbyn's Marxist fantasy, we only have his word on what the cost will be, and we all know how good his front bench are at maths.
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Nov 6 2019, 06:45 PM) *
You are funny. What drugs are you taking?

Probably the same as Keith Vaz when he offered to procure heroin for the two male prostitutes in his flat. laugh.gif
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 6 2019, 06:03 PM) *
Talking of drugs, have you seen the footage of Gove off his face on Parliament and the interview with Andrew Neil in which heís obviously pissed?

Not sure what drug "Parliament" is and why he's on it.😂
Turin Machine
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Nov 6 2019, 07:33 PM) *
Not sure what drug "Parliament" is and why he's on it.😂

One of these new 'designer' drugs Newres's generation are on.
newres
QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Nov 6 2019, 07:05 PM) *
One of these new 'designer' drugs Newres's generation are on.

I may not be younger than you. Just less of a reactionary old git. laugh.gif
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 6 2019, 08:00 PM) *
I may not be younger than you. Just less of a reactionary old git. laugh.gif

I see Watsons run for the hills. Funny that all the sensible Labour MPs and all the sensible Conservative MPs are doing the same thing!!
Turin Machine
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Nov 6 2019, 06:14 PM) *
Probably the same as Keith Vaz when he offered to procure heroin for the two male prostitutes in his flat. laugh.gif

And how many column inches did that generate? Very few.
Turin Machine
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 6 2019, 08:00 PM) *
I may not be younger than you. Just less of a reactionary old git. laugh.gif

Hey, got any 'Parliament' on ya? You know, that good stuff?
Biker1
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 6 2019, 02:45 PM) *
6 months JC is saying I think so June more likely.

Did you misunderstand my tongue in cheek comment? rolleyes.gif
je suis Charlie
I see our old friend ' out on a limb Lammy' has kicked off in true labour fashion, telling massive porkies about nurses and the NHS. Way to go! More labour lies!
SirWilliam
To use footballing parlance each side is scoring more home goals than one would consider in keeping with professional sportsmen and the video assistant referee is spending time clarifying and not controlling the match.
Any news from Tory Towers on prospective candidate? Guessing the Lib (non) Dems must think their hour has come but of course one less tory seat is a step nearer for the chosen one to ascend the throne assuming Ms Swinson, like her predecessors, flogs her principles for a seat at the high table.
Is the smart money still on us leaving the EU? cool.gif
newres
I know Iíd be very worried if I was Johnson. Heís looking like running a worse campaign than May. And was there ever anyone with an inappropriate surname than James Cleverly? The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that Corbyn will be a superb PM. Itíll cost me a bit in dividend tax but I donít mind paying a bit more for our healthcare and education. My son will benefit immediately if tuition fees get scrapped. Go Jezza!
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 7 2019, 04:54 PM) *
I know Iíd be very worried if I was Johnson. Heís looking like running a worse campaign than May. And was there ever anyone with an inappropriate surname than James Cleverly? The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that Corbyn will be a superb PM. Itíll cost me a bit in dividend tax but I donít mind paying a bit more for our healthcare and education. My son will benefit immediately if tuition fees get scrapped. Go Jezza!

Wouldn't bother me. The company I work for has numerous entities that I can contract with to avoid the dreaded IR35 rules. I just wont PAYE anymore. Simples. Then when JEZZA and Co. cause the country to go tits up. A few years of crazy spending followed by another 15 years of austerity. Happy days.
newres
QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Nov 7 2019, 06:17 PM) *
Wouldn't bother me. The company I work for has numerous entities that I can contract with to avoid the dreaded IR35 rules. I just wont PAYE anymore. Simples. Then when JEZZA and Co. cause the country to go tits up. A few years of crazy spending followed by another 15 years of austerity. Happy days.

The problem is that services have been starved for years. There needs to be spending. There isn't a great deal of difference between the spending plans. The Tories have starved the public of policing, education and healthcare and blamed immigrants!
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 8 2019, 07:42 AM) *
The problem is that services have been starved for years. There needs to be spending. There isn't a great deal of difference between the spending plans. The Tories have starved the public of policing, education and healthcare and blamed immigrants!

Yeah let's spend trillions. Forget tomorrow. The next generation can pick up the tab. Luxury communism now!! 👍😂
je suis Charlie
QUOTE (newres @ Nov 8 2019, 08:42 AM) *
The problem is that services have been starved for years. There needs to be spending. There isn't a great deal of difference between the spending plans. The Tories have starved the public of policing, education and healthcare and blamed Labour!

FTFY.

But its OK, nothing wrong with lumbering future generations with crippling amounts of debt and interest repayments on Government bond issues. Smart fiscal planning, your kids and their kids are sure to thank you.
TallDarkAndHandsome
QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Nov 8 2019, 07:58 PM) *
FTFY.

But its OK, nothing wrong with lumbering future generations with crippling amounts of debt and interest repayments on Government bond issues. Smart fiscal planning, your kids and their kids are sure to thank you.


Corbyn would finish this Country. He makes unelectable leaders like Foot and Kinnock look moderates. He would take away freedom of choice through central big government policy. I honestly think some of the brainwashed don't have a clue what will happen when Brian drain and Wealth flight occurs. They will be ******. But I still say it is the peoples choice so if it does occur they will only have themselves to blame. I certainly wont be marching or protesting, as it is called democracy. #reapwhatyousow
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