QUOTE (motormad @ Nov 20 2012, 02:17 PM)
Where can I go for a happy ending now?
Probably don't have to go anywhere judging by the ads in the local free papers, she will come to you. Get her to pick up a pizza en route.
I've been a bit sexist about this so for the benefit of Penelope, for she read he and her read him. My number is........