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> General Election 2017, What a massive lead in the polls brings!
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post Jun 12 2017, 06:10 AM
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QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Jun 11 2017, 10:40 PM) *
Teacher: "The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?"

Pupil: "My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!"


Oh very good; Turin Machine! You're hired; do you sing as well?


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post Jun 12 2017, 08:09 AM
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QUOTE (On the edge @ Jun 12 2017, 07:10 AM) *
Oh very good; Turin Machine! You're hired; do you sing as well?

Weddings, Bat Mitzvahs, Funerals, do anything me. Also do glove puppets? Currently doing a very good party leader on behalf of Momentum, it's not my best work though, a bit stiff and unconvincing. Still, it's fooled a lot of people. Be doing Punch and Judy on Bournemouth beach with it later this month, "I won the election" "oh no you didn't!". "oh yes I did!". "oh no you didn't!". Should go down a storm. Come down and watch, I'll send you some free tickets, you'll need all the free stuff you can get soon. 😂😂😂
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post Jun 12 2017, 08:33 AM
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QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Jun 12 2017, 09:09 AM) *
Weddings, Bat Mitzvahs, Funerals, do anything me. Also do glove puppets? Currently doing a very good party leader on behalf of Momentum, it's not my best work though, a bit stiff and unconvincing. Still, it's fooled a lot of people. Be doing Punch and Judy on Bournemouth beach with it later this month, "I won the election" "oh no you didn't!". "oh yes I did!". "oh no you didn't!". Should go down a storm. Come down and watch, I'll send you some free tickets, you'll need all the free stuff you can get soon. 😂😂😂

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