Rural Homes not on gas grid will have major problem, Upcoming changes Options

[gel]

Big Problems Around The Corner:

Like many around West Berkshire I'm an Oil user for heating/hot water.

Alarmed to see in a trade magazine that the Government is intent on phasing out
"off grid" appliances (eg oil) by as early as 2022.
Perhaps cravenly following some EU edict?

Presumably initially would apply to New Builds not being signed off
under Building Regs. if the builder had installed an oil or Calor heating system.

But will they also extend to banning existing users having an oil boiler replaced?
Failure to comply with the new Regs. leads to unlimited fines apparently, as
will apply with the updated Part L Building Regs from April 2018 regards
fitting of any new boiler.

Article references DEVIZES; there 60% of the 25,000 dwellings are on oil; that
constituency is represented by Claire Perry, the Minister of State for Climate Change
& Industry.

Hopefully this'll get delayed ad infinitum, as getting all existing oil users to use
electricity makes no sense as we're on a wafer's edge regards supply already.

[je suis Charlie]

Oh Cognosco! You such a fuunny little man!! Why you do that? (giggles)

[Cognosco]

Oh Cognosco! You such a fuunny little man!! Why you do that? (giggles)

So you don't know my sex either then?

Have you got exclusive rights on being silly now then?

Just because you have a large model boat (probably) does not make you a superior poster you know!

[je suis Charlie]

So you don't know my sex either then?

Have you got exclusive rights on being silly now then?

Just because you have a large model boat (probably) does not make you a superior poster you know!

Sooo fuunny why you so funny funny little man.

[Cognosco]

Sooo fuunny why you so funny funny little man.

Yeah I saw this gap in the market and decided to exploit it!

[On the edge]

Yeah I saw this gap in the market and decided to exploit it!

Shame we don't live on the coast, nice gap that needs filling there. Set up an agency providing people to scrape seagull s*** off boats as it looks as if boat owners have to do that task themselves. We could even use the boats to collect the cheap labour.

[Cognosco]

Shame we don't live on the coast, nice gap that needs filling there. Set up an agency providing people to scrape seagull s*** off boats as it looks as if boat owners have to do that task themselves. We could even use the boats to collect the cheap labour.

What using imaginary scrapers to scrape imaginary s**t off of imaginary boats.
Well ok providing our couple of Walter Mitty type posters can actually pay of course!

[je suis Charlie]

What using imaginary scrapers to scrape imaginary s**t off of imaginary boats.
Well ok providing our couple of Walter Mitty type posters can actually pay of course!

Not for you I'm afraid, probably be as **** at it as you have been at life

[Cognosco]

Not for you I'm afraid, probably be as **** at it as you have been at life

And of course you know my life as well as my sex eh?

I expect you are jealous because my yacht is bigger, better and has a very much nicer mooring than yours?
Yours must be far too old for me if it needs antifouling and a new anode. Max two years before I pass mine off to little irks like you!

[je suis Charlie]

And of course you know my life as well as my sex eh?

I expect you are jealous because my yacht is bigger, better and has a very much nicer mooring than yours?
Yours must be far too old for me if it needs antifouling and a new anode. Max two years before I pass mine off to little irks like you!

Yes, right, what are you doing on here? I hear there's a clean up needed on aisle six, run and get your mop!

[Cognosco]

Yes, right, what are you doing on here? I hear there's a clean up needed on aisle six, run and get your mop!

Oh ok fine us proper CEO's are not adverse to helping out the lowest links of the chain when we can.......Will my helicopter be able to touch down ok......and which of my stores am I required to attend?