Alice through the keyhole., Cothing sizes. Options

[Nothing Much]

I suppose I am merely copying Mr Paxman in his complaints.
Today I went foraging for gents underwear at my local M&S.
The pictorial displays for some were a bit beyond the pale.
Could I have half a pound of sausages to fill them up.
Finally I nearly found something akin to the old Y-front.

Keyhole slips.... I ask you. Is anyone going to scrabble around in a queue, brim full of bursting bladders.
Why not have Pinhole size and sit down with a good book.

OK Clarkson is too old for jeans. Well I am too. But couldn't fathom the sizing system 44 w and 29 leg.
M&S know their local clients! I have to say it is a street market and caters for all shapes and sizes.
And those sizes would fit perfectly The average Arsenal supporter.

Apologies Blake for butting in too early. The thread seemed to have evolved into all the great vinyl
that is hidden in lofts.
Anyway I was only following Professeur Claude in his English class.
ce. (NM'd... I like that!)

[Nothing Much]

A little bit about lycra cyclists..... There is to be a demonstration today by nudist cyclers.
Several groups arriving at the same time from different directions.
I wonder how radio would describe the event. Stop there ce.

[motormad]

The only thing worse than trying on trousers is buying underpants.
Followed by buying toilet roll.

[dannyboy]

The only thing worse than trying on trousers is buying underpants.
Followed by buying toilet roll.

just squat low & use your left hand.

you'll never need loo paper again.