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Posted by: TallDarkAndHandsome Dec 19 2017, 09:07 PM

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/islamist-terror-threat-london-sex-robot-event-prompts-location-venue-switch-1652188

So the next sexual revolution is coming. Do you think that these "things" are an abomination? Personally I don't care. As long as its in the sanctuary of your own home you can do what you want!!!

Posted by: je suis Charlie Dec 19 2017, 09:57 PM

QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ Dec 19 2017, 09:07 PM)

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/islamist-terror-threat-london-sex-robot-event-prompts-location-venue-switch-1652188

So the next sexual revolution is coming. Do you think that these "things" are an abomination? Personally I don't care. As long as its in the sanctuary of your own home you can do what you want!!!

I'll take two please, one for the office and one for the boat. Wonder if they do version that can cook as well.

Posted by: On the edge Dec 19 2017, 10:01 PM

QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Dec 19 2017, 09:57 PM)

I'll take two please, one for the office and one for the boat. Wonder if they do version that can cook as well.

Very sensible, instead of life jackets presumably? That's really sweating the assets.

Posted by: je suis Charlie Dec 19 2017, 10:07 PM

QUOTE (On the edge @ Dec 19 2017, 10:01 PM)

Very sensible, instead of life jackets presumably? That's really sweating the assets.

I can switch the engines off and give it an oar. More money for drinkies that way.

Posted by: Strafin Dec 20 2017, 10:18 AM

There was a phone in on LBC about these as they are making toddler and child versions. Some argued that by using them paedophiles urges were diminished or satisfied. Others claimed that it would help to confirm their urges and perhaps encourage them to take the next step. Personally I'm not sure about any of it but if we are making robots with that much talent surely we can come up with something more useful?

Posted by: Turin Machine Dec 20 2017, 11:54 AM

QUOTE (Strafin @ Dec 20 2017, 10:18 AM)

There was a phone in on LBC about these as they are making toddler and child versions. Some argued that by using them paedophiles urges were diminished or satisfied. Others claimed that it would help to confirm their urges and perhaps encourage them to take the next step. Personally I'm not sure about any of it but if we are making robots with that much talent surely we can come up with something more useful?

Take the main chip out and you've a labour voter maybe?

Posted by: On the edge Dec 20 2017, 01:38 PM

QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Dec 20 2017, 11:54 AM)

Take the main chip out and you've a labour voter maybe?

Then bend it over for the Tory version!

Posted by: je suis Charlie Dec 20 2017, 02:10 PM

QUOTE (On the edge @ Dec 20 2017, 01:38 PM)

Then bend it over for the Tory version!

Starting to worry bout you, one day it's boy scouts, next day it's getting sex robots "bent over". I wonder, I really do.

Posted by: On the edge Dec 20 2017, 02:24 PM

QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Dec 20 2017, 02:10 PM)

Starting to worry bout you, one day it's boy scouts, next day it's getting sex robots "bent over". I wonder, I really do.

But I'm not the Tory and haven't actually mentioned Boy Scouts. Is there something you are denying JSC? Clearly playing on your mind.

Posted by: SirWilliam Dec 20 2017, 03:16 PM

The answer to my prayers 70 years to late . No acerbic comments about listening to the cricket , getting uptight over forgetting the wedding anniversary , ( why don't they remind us ? ), coming in from the garden with boots on etc . Guess they don't even want rumpy pumpy if one removes the battery . Bliss .
As for the tooth fairy supporters , they should quit while they are ahead.

Posted by: je suis Charlie Dec 20 2017, 04:48 PM

QUOTE (On the edge @ Dec 20 2017, 02:24 PM)

But I'm not the Tory and haven't actually mentioned Boy Scouts. Is there something you are denying JSC? Clearly playing on your mind.

Really, you seem to have an unhealthy knowledge of woggles, and of bending things over? Trying to backpedal are you? Getting a bit close to home is it? Touched a nerve have we?

Posted by: On the edge Dec 20 2017, 05:12 PM

QUOTE (je suis Charlie @ Dec 20 2017, 04:48 PM)

Really, you seem to have an unhealthy knowledge of woggles, and of bending things over? Trying to backpedal are you? Getting a bit close to home is it? Touched a nerve have we?

Best yet!

Posted by: je suis Charlie Dec 20 2017, 05:48 PM

QUOTE (On the edge @ Dec 20 2017, 05:12 PM)