New scientific discoveries!!
It has been know for some years now that modern man (homo sapiens) has within his DNA matrix a small but significant amount of neanderthal DNA, for most of us its around 2 - 4%, but startling news is now emerging that in some individuals the ratio can be even larger. Recent tests show a single test subject known only as 'newres' had a truly incredible 80% neanderthal DNA code. The remaining 20% turned out to be potato.
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