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Posted on: Oct 21 2021, 08:28 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Oct 21 2021, 07:21 PM) *
Meanwhile in "proper" news, dog undergoes sex change in order to suppress his overwhelming desire to bite the postman.
A Post Office spokesperson said "The situation was not helped by one of our members of staff insisting on wearing high heels to complete his delivery". laugh.gif laugh.gif

Get with the program Sir Will. You are a transphobe.
Saying stuff like this on Twitter would get you banned.
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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Sep 27 2021, 09:12 AM) *
Ah the genetically modified brassica that is grown throughout the year. laugh.gif
Not exactly my idea of fun picking sprouts off a frost covered field in the middle of November, but wages is wages, and for a lot of people this could be the answer to offsetting the forthcoming energy costs.
But of course how many people actually give any thought of the process from field to shelf, and like the old acceptance of inner city children not being aware that milk comes from cows, actually care?

Although little doubt HM gov. has everything under control, and all that is needed is a "leak" to some tabloid hack and the empathis will shift to the next "shortage". rolleyes.gif

Start buying mince pies folks.


Cases in Newbury have ten folded.
Most people are near the end of the 6 month protection from the initial vaccine.
Expect to see thousands of deaths per day soon.
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Posted on: Sep 26 2021, 06:38 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Sep 26 2021, 12:52 PM) *
One can only hope that,
A. TDH's mansion is situated alongside the water with an already constructed jetty. Or,
B. They have, by then, hired a couple of tankers drivers to get him the fuel needed to transport his "hold" to the relative security of said home. dry.gif
Oh, and if he finds an unemployed cauliflower seeking gainful employment, please feel free to offer him one that presently needs filling in Westminster, as the present turnip is beginning to irritate me. angry.gif


Dont fret Sir Will...just get yourself down to them Broccoli fields.
63k a year to pick Broccoli now in Lincolnshire.👍
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Posted on: Sep 21 2021, 09:10 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Sep 21 2021, 03:14 PM) *
With the proposed reduction in the conventional production of animal based protein, one would think that the annual count of half a million or so expired humans, could now be put to good use.
Can't speak from experience, but I believe it is not unlike pork, and in a curry could be quite tasty.
"Waste not want not", as they say.

Its official. Sir Will turns Cannibal. I'm on a yacht in Maldives. Cant even bloody go on land though. Poxy Red list. Enjoy the Mega Tsunamis...
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Posted on: Sep 14 2021, 09:36 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Sep 13 2021, 08:58 AM) *
"Cruising"? Is that a euphemism for driving slowly down northbrook street asking ladies, both young and not so, if they would "like a ride" ?
Or quite simply going over to european mainland on a ferry and returning the quick way on an inflated airbed with a bunch of bearded chaps and thereby bypassing half a dozen pcr tests and saving 3 or 4 hundred quid?

We need to know. angry.gif rolleyes.gif


You can buy a lot of body bags with 5 Billion.

https://bidstats.uk/tenders/?q=body+bags

Good luck chaps...
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Posted on: Sep 12 2021, 05:59 PM


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QUOTE (newres @ Sep 12 2021, 06:16 AM) *
Are you off cruising?

Got to escape Captain Trips. Good luck.👍🤣
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Posted on: Sep 11 2021, 06:39 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Aug 29 2021, 10:33 AM) *
Both succinct and correct Mr Brown.
We have an extremely uneven road in front of us, one that Johnson and his merry band of incompetents will be hard pressed to navigate. We seem to have lost track of the principle that a chain is only as strong of its weakest link, in that companies such as Amazon may well be making billions at the expense of the high street, but with millions potentially becoming either unemployed, or on reduced income, the proletariat's fiscal future looks extremely bleak, and the first casualties will be the pensioners when they wake up to the reality of the arrival of the apocalyptical galloping horseman of inflation.
All this, along with the worst bloody august I can remember,(and that's a few), not helping the wheat harvest one iota, we are in for a rough time.
Still the "gloom goblins" will help by making it impossible to afford to live anyway. rolleyes.gif


Game over chaps. Time to bug out. Hope you are sorted. I'm going on a long trip at sea. #captaintrips Good luck.
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Posted on: Aug 26 2021, 09:09 PM


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Just a quick prediction.

This Winter will be a LOT worse than last.
I expect hundreds of thousands of Covid deaths in the UK alone.
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Posted on: Jul 29 2021, 07:52 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 29 2021, 08:29 PM) *
OMG TDH, have you completely lost your marbles? Not only snogging all and sundry, but making an overtly sexist remark to those members of staff who may be of a sensitive nature. laugh.gif laugh.gif
On the "close coupling" issue, I find myself asking the prospective recipient, (who I may not have seen for a couple of years), of an embrace, their positioning on the matter?
By the time they have decided whether now is an ideal opportunity to play the "virus" card as an excuse to keep me at arms length, or genuinely believe they will die a horrible death if anyone comes within half a mile without wearing full protective clothing, the moment has passed.
So far only Roger, who for some unknown reason has grown his hair long and now wears a dress, has exhibited any lack of inhibition. smile.gif


I'm starting back once a week from now on and then moving to 2 to 3 days a week come the end of August. I don't think we will ever go back to the old normal...and work life balance wise that is a good thing. Probably the only good thing to come out of this horrid crisis.
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Posted on: Jul 28 2021, 09:23 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 25 2021, 09:19 AM) *
Deep joy, another human being. wink.gif
Not sure if it's banter, or an exacerbated expression of frustration at our present position. It seems we are allowing the whole covd debacle to camouflage the insidious introduction of a neo-marxist political agenda.
Heavy stuff eh? Well maybe a little hyperbole is creeping in, but it seems that the silent majority is being lead down the road to economic perdition without the histrionics of protest being heard.

Okay so it is my triple lock pension at stake, but as there are no shops left to visit, those handful of extra pennies would only wear a hole in my 40 year old jacket pocket. rolleyes.gif

Over to you, TDH.


Well I went into work yesterday for the first time in 9 months. Was rather enjoyable. Got kissed my some very beautiful ladies (it was my birthday) and was really nice to be "normal"...all Covid precautions went out or the window!! Though I may be in trouble for asking the ladies if they needed another "injection"...🤷‍♂️🤣
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Posted on: Jul 23 2021, 10:34 AM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 23 2021, 09:00 AM) *
The surest way of creating panic is for a government spokesperson to say "there is no reason to panic".

Incidentally are we the only two left on this forum? One would have thought contributions would have risen tenfold as an "independent" platform for expressing views on what has turned into an extremely divisive government response to controlling our lives.
Or maybe everyone believes they are doing a good job?


Most people don't care. Could be worse. Australia have only vaccinated 10% and seem to be in permanent lockdown.
And yes...just the 2 of us left!!!
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Posted on: Jul 22 2021, 09:46 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 22 2021, 08:56 AM) *
Are you a government adviser affiliated to SAGE, TDH? Obviously you are testing public opinion on how far the great unwashed can be controlled before they start raising a modicum of objection.
As already shown, they are quite happy to be told what to do, and how to do it, providing it doesn't affect them individually.

On a more serious note, queues outside supermarkets by the end of next week,reminiscent of eastern european cities after the war? I'm afraid they are behaving like a bunch of kids with a can of petrol and a box of swan vestas.
Least the "melon" party will rub their hands at the thought of us having to survive off the lettuce presently being grown in the window box. smile.gif smile.gif

"Tattooing while you wait" outlets are springing up all over town. rolleyes.gif


Queues will only form if people are idiots...oh wait...I see the flaw in my argument...🤣 Covid 19 will soon be just attacking the Kidneys, Liver and Heart, as it was designed to do. They all know. They just ain't saying...stay safe.
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Posted on: Jul 20 2021, 07:11 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 20 2021, 08:41 AM) *
The only "clubbing" this old bugger will be doing is with a pickaxe handle if I am ever asked to present any form of identity.
My family did not sacrifice their lives 80 years ago in order to arrive at this position.
To paraphrase Martin Niemöller, "First they tried to control the "night clubbers", but I was not an overgrown teenager so I was not concerned".
Mark my words, in ten years time this will be an entirely different country to what it was 5 years ago. (And it wasn't that good then).


Sir Will. You sound like you are not willing to get chipped and pinned. This is not acceptable. I think tattoos and some sort of symbol should be next for the unvaccinated.👍
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Posted on: Jul 19 2021, 05:32 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 19 2021, 09:14 AM) *
Now there's an election winning campaign slogan for Starmer and the neo commie party, (formally known as Labour).

"Vote Labour and get free flights to the Planet of your Choice".

In extra small print, "this offer is only available, at present, to card carrying woke types from Islington".


Hope you are getting your Vaxpass for when you go clubbing Sir Will!👍🤣
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Posted on: Jul 17 2021, 08:19 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 17 2021, 12:42 PM) *
Well there appears to be enough of them and they certainly would survive and propagate if the human species went from 8 billion to a couple of hundred overnight.
But mass extinctions tend to occur when the planet is subjected to "outside" forces such as extreme climate change over a lengthy period, (not a couple of wet years or a hot summer), and there is little evidence of one being imminent; or a hunk of rock the size of Jersey ploughing into us.
Now what follows is dependant on what caused the extinction in the first place. If we enter an ice age type environment then oceanic life will prosper, a hot arid one then insects will.
Of course a "dominant" species does not necessarily mean an "intelligent" one, (if you can call humans intelligent). No evidence that the dinosaur was particularly bright, yet they survived pretty well for 150 million years, but all it took was a wayward asteroid, and good night Vienna. We have been on the planet for less than half a million, yet managed to **** it up completely.
And while we are on the subject, no one has cited the amount of CO2 exhaled by those 8 billion?
If you really want to save the planet, stop breathing.


To be fair Sir Will, Covid is trying and all the billionaires are building space ships.🤣
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Posted on: Jul 16 2021, 09:53 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 15 2021, 07:23 PM) *
Not have to wait too long according to these boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2DLzTk5xs

Quite like the idea of being one of the last humans on the planet. Bit like the last of the Triceratops, just waiting to be unearthed in 60 odd million years time.


We will just be a layer of sediment that future beings can use as fuel

Nature always wins. Humans are a disease on the planet. Its going to end badly. For humans. Not so much the planet. Thought I am interested to know what the next dominant species will be. My money is on dogs..
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Posted on: Jul 15 2021, 03:43 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 15 2021, 03:06 PM) *
Really are a bundle of joy aren't you.
Next you will be advocating a triage survival system according to one's educational standing.
Only the intellectual elite, who would find difficulty in tying their own shoe laces, will be saved to repopulate the planet.
Please the eco lunatics at least. cool.gif cool.gif


All part of the plan Sir Will. Got to save the planet somehow.👍
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Posted on: Jul 14 2021, 06:05 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 13 2021, 07:28 PM) *
Fortunately Johnson and "Wishy Washy" appear to have discovered how the photocopier works, so we won't run out of folding stuff anytime soon.
Getting into this staying indoors till the end of time lark. Think of the kids who have never built a snowman, seen us win anything at football, or experienced being smothered in kisses by granny.
Life is so eventful. rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif


77 cases today in West Berks. Soon be hundreds. Procurement teams buying up body storage facilities for councils, a mate who has been jabbed and runs 10km on Sundays in hospital with Covid. I know what's coming. Do you? Buy up some serious PPE before it's too late.
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Posted on: Jul 13 2021, 02:16 PM


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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ Jul 13 2021, 10:24 AM) *
Of course it doesn't mention Covid 19 directly so it is safe to assume that it is intended for something else.
Kids ending up with fatal knife wounds would be my guess, as although infection rates are increasing day on day, only 6 died yesterday with covid, (as opposed to "from", I hasten to add)
Anyway we have to die from something, and a week on a ventilator may be preferable to eighteen months in a care home, condemned to watching day time television and being indoctrinated into believing it is the end of life on planet earth as we know it. .


Get with the program Will. We need to lock down. Till August. And then in August we need to lock down till March as millions will need boosters. And so it never ends.
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Posted on: Jul 10 2021, 06:14 PM


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Doomed... we are all doomed....councils are now tendering for excess body facilities...in other words...
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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ May 26 2021, 03:29 PM) *
Very doubtful the truth will ever be clarified, though I am not sure that is the real issue here. We can not stop countries doing what they wish, however abhorrent we consider the practice to be, so we need to ensure that we will be ready for the next one that comes along.
It is estimated that there could be as many as 50,000 different viruses floating around at any given time and some are going to kill us. We can't vaccinate against every one of them, but we can make sure that we have a WORKABLE plan in place when they do rock up on our shoreline.
If China wants to play fast and lose with these pathogens then so be it, but that doesn't mean we have to condemn their actions with one hand, but openly trade with them with the other.


The truth is apparently what DC says now...even though the same people 6 months ago were saying he was a compulsive liar...meanwhile labours youngest MP (24) is now off on full pay with PTSD... says if all. Dont get me wrong..MH is a serious issue but at 24?

She is doomed. Wait till life really gets ****


Anyways with a dead fiancee and father (car crashes), a.dead Mum (cancer), and bening assaulted at 17, I'd better start penning my letter to work.👍🤷‍♂️
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Posted on: May 24 2021, 05:14 AM


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https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare...wsj-2021-05-23/

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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ May 16 2021, 03:33 PM) *
Sir who? Someone with all the charisma of a dead hedgehog. Now I know we have slipped down the slope of electing candidates who have "media" appeal, aka the american way, but surely someone within the Labour ranks can see the harm being done to their credibility by a clown who punched a publican in the name of diversity?
But as we sit inside on a cold wet Sunday afternoon, in the knowledge that even if we wanted too, holidays of any sort are restricted to either Israel, where they just happen to be involved in yet another bloody war, in case no one noticed, and India that has decided to have its own variant of virus, because it is a "super-power".

Oh and the archbishop of Canterbury wants to remove any aspects of reference to 18th century history from ALL UK churches, because those who do not even believe in his particular sky fair, may be offended. rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif


Still...could be worse..

https://mobile.twitter.com/fant1345/status/...830244625403906

Says it all.
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QUOTE (DereckT @ May 16 2021, 12:09 AM) *
As an occasional contributor, may i add a personal observation regard the two main parties ?
Labour seems to jump on the high profile, high vocal and politically correct MINORITIES.
Torys seem to appeal to the mostly silent, reasonably content MAJORITY.
Now soundbites, indignation and posturing are great, but they dont win seats (and power).
Am i right ? !


Yes. And Sir Keir taking the knee was a huge blunder. It alienates swathes of the working class communities. See Hartelpool.
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QUOTE (SirWilliam @ May 13 2021, 12:18 PM) *
Oh how right you are. Hindsight.....the attribute so enjoyed by the vacuous, yet when it comes to the antipodean, singularly lacking.
By the time Labour have reached some form of consensus on Princess Nut Nut's choice of wallpaper, Boris the Buffoon will be dining out on his quickly penned memoirs, alongside Cameron and the rest of the mentally challenged political elite.

And yet...

https://mobile.twitter.com/OprosUK/status/1...578378108747781

The opposition only concern themselves with the 15% BAME community, LGBTQ+ community and anyone that's wants to identify as anything they feel like. Bit of a penalty kick for any party. Just dont mention any of these.🤷‍♂️

https://mobile.twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/sta...206084052127752
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