Next election, Just lie Options

[TallDarkAndHands...]

Lessons learned...

1. Leader of party has to be charasmatic
2. Manifesto is important. Juat make some uncosted sh1t up
3. People like free stuff
4. Do not take people for granted
5. Get celebrity "endorsements" from multi millionaire tax evaders like Linekar on twitter and facebook
6. Election is now presidential. Even if you have people that are incompetent in your team this does not matter

[Turin Machine]

Snappy slogan, that's the key. Something like; "Corduroy rules", linen drools? Or, "IRA, knowingly misrepresented?" Or they could offer free classes in knitting with cabbage stalks, my favourite would be to join sinn fein, if they win they simply never need to turn up for work!. Offer them new Utopia, say everything is going to be 'new' and 'exciting' oh, and try to slip the words 'social justice' in somewhere. That'll work. My favourite of course is "lie to the many, not the few". Job done.

[je suis Charlie]

Snappy slogan, that's the key. Something like; "Corduroy rules", linen drools? Or, "IRA, knowingly misrepresented?" Or they could offer free classes in knitting with cabbage stalks, my favourite would be to join sinn fein, if they win they simply never need to turn up for work!. Offer them new Utopia, say everything is going to be 'new' and 'exciting' oh, and try to slip the words 'social justice' in somewhere. That'll work. My favourite of course is "lie to the many, not the few". Job done.

Social media, the young will believe any lie if you spread it on Facebook, there's the trick.

[newres]

Social media, the young will believe any lie if you spread it on Facebook, there's the trick.

It worked for spreading hatred against refugees. Why not?

[je suis Charlie]

It worked for spreading hatred against refugees. Why not?

You mean the unskilled migrants from Syria with a hatred for the decadent non believers?