...to the complete retarded moron who decided to try and park between me and another car outside Winchcombe School, when either side of us was clear along the road and then hit my car damaging the bonnet and bumper before cowardly driving off.

You're welcome.

You have my sympathy - that's really naughty.

That's not funny you troll!

Oh, right. And I suppose you'll be telling me next that someone also crashed into your car and it was all their fault!

Remarkable I know but yes.

I watched somebody crash into a parked car yesterday, they tried to make a speedy exit so I chased them. They did get away but ad seen me. Ten minutes later they were back claiming they thought the sound was the ice cracking under the car. Yeah right. That's why we have insurance.

You have my sympathies. The other half lost control of his car last week and slid into a parked car...we left them a note inside of a plastic bag to try and preserve it and we finally heard from them last night to say there was no damage but to thank us very kindly for leaving a note.

Same old story as they say , one element of the motoring populace takes care and still manages to have an accident but does the honourable thing and accepts their responsibility.
The other seems to have the cavalier attitude of " not my fault under any circumstances " and is allowed to do so if not caught red handed .

Very sad but equally not entirely surprising in this wretched society .

Quite - as there is a reasonable excuse in conditions like this its simply daft to run away.

Possibly not insured.