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Its Snow Joke, Friday 10th February |
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Feb 8 2012, 03:09 PM
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Winter tyres for the win. They said it would snow before but it never did really...when I get told they're dreaming of a "white christmas" I have an entirely different image in my head...one involved whipped cream and fuzzy handcuffs... Basically I got arrested stealing some Elmlea low-fat. The policeman thought he'd embarrass me as much as possible at the time.
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Feb 8 2012, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE (NWNREADER @ Feb 8 2012, 04:18 PM) Should I prepare soup for the homeless thousands? No but i'd quite like some cream of mushroom if you're offering. a couple slices of bread would be good too.
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Feb 8 2012, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE (xjay1337 @ Feb 8 2012, 03:09 PM) Winter tyres ... ... are for wimps.
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Feb 9 2012, 04:22 PM
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Why can't there be any female builders who wear trousers which go down far too much. They wouldn't even need to wear anything underneath. I was at the Total Jetwash over the weekend at Speen washing my car, someone had a Peugeot, and he was cleaning it obviously (why else would you be at a Jetwash other to pray on middle aged men and women, or people in their 20's) and his tracksuits were literally falling down, you could see half of his bum and quite a lot of crack from halfway across the car park.
Was not a pleasant sight, I nearly felt like pointing the jetwash at him but felt he would have shanked me bruv. Wasn't Paul Whitehouse that dude that looked a bit like Alan Partridge?
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Feb 11 2012, 12:43 AM
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I had fun :3
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Feb 11 2012, 08:36 AM
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QUOTE (JeffG @ Feb 10 2012, 07:52 PM) http://www.newburytoday.co.uk/News/Article...articleID=19184A peculiar mix of counties and towns. I wonder what part of Brighton is not already in East Sussex? Or is Milton Keynes no longer in Buckinghamshire? I suspected they've lifted it straight off the Met Office site without thinking about it. They're council areas. MK and Buckinghamshire are separate as are East Sussex and Brighton.
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Feb 11 2012, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE (JeffG @ Feb 11 2012, 06:37 PM) Does anyone have an accurate temperature reading for this afternoon in New bury, please (Saturday)? Try this website. Very Handy. http://thatcham-weather.info/Or for a different take on the same thing http://weather.kennetsignalling.com/wxindex.php
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Feb 12 2012, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Feb 11 2012, 07:14 PM) hey everbody ! Xjays up to spelling four letter words now ! Well done ! Fornicate away from here, ye unwelcome character. I worked hard at my spelling tests. Did anyone get any pictures of the snow in their area? Or any of the surrounding areas... apparently Maidenhead had like "feet" of snow rather than a couple of inches that we had. I would have gone and had a look but it's a long way to drive and it was late when I actually realised it was snowing.
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