Yay! Got a letter today! Stabination beckons.

Today's date is both a palindrome and an ambigram.

12022021

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It's almost not worth advertising your car these days, it's like throwing a kitten into a pack of pitbulls. The scammers just descend like locusts. Best just insure it then burn it out, safest way.

Welcome President Kamala. 🙋

I would tell you a covid joke, but 99.6% of you won't get it.

Sorry chap, but regrettably, the lifestyle you ordered is currently out of stock. Please try again later.

Don't lose hope yet:
BBC News - PC Andrew Harper: Attorney General to review killers' sentences
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-53650449

That's good news.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

https://www.newburytoday.co.uk/news/news/31...shire-farm.html

Bus. It's what? Three miles?

Hmm? Pots and kettles spring to mind.

I'm afraid that purely from a fiscal point of view that outcome generally may be ideal from both a local and central government strategy.

I'll bet you're a big BuzzFeed reader?

Not needed now, thanks to superb handling of crisis. If you're trying to be clever at least keep up. Boy.

WAMT?
Having to cancel my ferry bookings, not sure if I'm going to get to France at all this year. Oh, and having to pay a third party to do routine maintenance on the house and gardens if I'm not there ain't funny.

Super looking place, where exactly did it stand? And is is still extant?

You forgot 'remoaner", by the way.

https://mobile.twitter.com/emilyhewertson

Ahh, should have been a file pic of said Shinzo putting on his mask, never mind, you get the picture. Except of course you didn't. Sigh.

A lot of this homemade stuff is so dangerous it should be illegal on the basis it can create a false sense of security, I watched an interesting video by a virologist and two nurses regarding masks and saying that pretty much most of them are useless. The virus is between 20 and 100nM across, 100’s of times smaller than bacteria. Basically, unless you have a properly fitted N95 mask which you cannot detect a strong odour through, face shields, dust masks, scarves, bandanas or whatever other bollocks are useless. The analogy was would you go into a room full of poison gas wearing these things? If not, what you’re wearing on your face is ineffective. Also, N95 masks are only good for about 3 hours. In extreme circumstances they can be treated with isopropyl alcohol for a few hours, autoclaved or treated with a UVC germicidal lamp. All of these techniques degrade the mask though and can only be used a finite number of times.
It's not as simple as it seems, also it's all pretty pointless as all PPE becomes ineffective if not used correctly and if you put on or take your mask off like Shinzo Abe does:

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... they may be almost useless even if they do stop you directly huffing it in your mouth and nose, because you're putting the stuff you're trying to keep off your face right onto your fingers, which you then use to rub your eyes, pick your nose, or yoink a bit of pork from between your teeth.

For the correct procedure, imagine that every piece of PPE has diarrhoea smeared all over the external (protective) surfaces.

While according to some, 5G is to blame for the virus, yes really. I really despair.

Yes, what we really should have done is gone into a strict lockdown, just like Italy, France and Spain did, cos that would have stopped it in its tracks. Oh, wait, ok, as you were then.

If you fancy spending half hour in a confined space with a dozen old people coughing and spluttering whilst talking about "her down the road who's no better than she ought to be, have you seen the state of her nets" then go ahead. Be my guest.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/polit...l-a9409671.html