Andy, again with the literalism. I bet when your wife (if you have one) said "phwoar, I'm going to **** the **** out of you tonight" you'd probably come back with some clever remark about how it's impossible to push and withdraw objects in and out of holes in a way in which would be vicious enough to cause all remains of poopie to exit your body. The 4 ****'s could mean any of the words which are 4 letters (including fu..dge and sh...ingles) - but I guarantee they are not the 2 which instantly spring to mind
Except when you are walking down the Eiffel tower and accidental look down. I needed new pants after that experience.
The golden rule is: I would hasten to say I have been on forums longer than you (I presume anyway, you may have been around since IRC days, if so fair play clap clap well done) - but I've been posting on bulletin boards and forums since I was old enough to use a keyboard and type somewhat literally, getting on for 12 years now. I generally know how they work.
In those times I have discussed how Barney the Dinosaur is the best show on TV, how I genuinely believed songs were only about 2-3 minutes long because the instruments got too hot and needed to cool down, right through to serious subjects such as why I think David Cameron is an utter w***er (that is the word you're thinking of) and debates on how women and feminism often mix to create one very stuck up, egotistical and out of touch with reality person. "i should be able to walk down the street with no shirt on if I wanted and not get attention" - uh no you shouldn't, love. Like people who hate being called dear or love or darling on a bus, I saw that BBC news article. I thought "what a bunch of old todge "only one's other half is refered to as dear" yeah well go away you pompous t**t.
"i wish to be addressed as mr/ms blah blah by the riff raff or sir or madame"...are you a dame? or do you have a knight hood? no?
well sit down and shut up before i slam the brakes on really hard in my bus and watch as you roll around the floor in your tweed jacket. That would be funny although it's not something I recommend you try at home I take no responsibility for that if it happens to you it is not me driving do not sue me :|
unless it's a paying customer doing business, you are mate/chap/bud/dear/love/darling to me. not that I am a cockney. I'm quite poshly spoken although I can talk lyk im from landan bruv qwait well init.
I do promote freedom of expression including banter. I've never (never ever) insulted someone on this forum (although I have on many others) in a serious manner so silence, I kill you. And neither really has anyone insulted me, aside from some snidey comments from some members (all of which I shrug off, I wax myself thoroughly, insults are like water, they bead on the surface and then evaporate away without leaving any watermarks) about how I am a child and blah blah and I couldn't care because I'm happy and most of them are probably miserable and deep down want to cry and eat ice cream (to be honest, who wouldn't want ice-cream? it's brilliant especially when you get a girl to lick it off your face or other areas... hands?)
Talking of face I have a rash which has been diagnosed as AIDS so I'm contagious, stay away!!! (it's not it's some sort of allergy apparently I have a cream
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I can take your insults and jiggly comments, and an more than up to competing in a serious debate when it's an issue that actually interests me - as in nothing to do with "Cllr (seriously type councillor you illiterate tarts) Blah blah look at me" or "how my allotment shed ruined my life" - eg the A34 / speeding thread, more than capable of entering into a reasoned discussion albiet with my own style of posting. I still get the point across. Uppity my rotund backside which has just produced quite a smell. It was the lunch I had.
Anyway well done Andy, another thread de-railed. What's the count up to now?
QUOTE (NORTHENDER @ Feb 27 2012, 04:45 PM)
There is one forum you may or may not want to look at XJ.
The link is in the signature of one of the members on here.
Now those people are real nutters. There are about 6-8 admin
staff that only talk to each other to say three times a day
either, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, or, its
cold. Stick with this one mate at least some of the members
seem normal (discount nothing much as he's looooopy)
I do not know the forum you are talking about... wait. I might have. I remember it hardly had any posts hence why I didn't sign up. I like NothingMuch. I imagine him to be old and fraile yet someone who is really cool at the same time. Although I feel like his is not quite as old as my mental picture is painting (I'm not very good with art) I'm sure he's getting around quite happily and seems to be enjoying himself. Good for him.
I hope I am like him when I grow up. :')