BAN THEM, AND BAN THEM NOW., Triangular shaped objects around schoolchildren reveals mass panic. Options

[motormad]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

As try as I might, I've never caused a blood injury by stabbing someone with a Dorito.

Discuss.

[Exhausted]

I thought a flapjack was a fairly soft piece of pastry so unlikely to cause any injury. Might get a bit of sugar in the eyeball but that would probably wash out with the tears.
What I don't understand is how a square flapjack is safer. Cut it from corner to corner and you now have two lethal weapons.

This really is a non story as someone suggested and if it really happened and was scaled up to the level of a national news story the whole lot should be ashamed.

Food fights are more likely to take place in public schools and top end universities and are seen as jolly good fun what.

[stewiegriffin]

This really is a non story

You won't be saying that on the day you're cornered down a dark alley by a feral six year old wielding a viciously sharp dairylea triangle. And what if his mate is packing a slice of victoria sponge? What do you do then, eh?

[motormad]

You won't be saying that on the day you're cornered down a dark alley by a feral six year old wielding a viciously sharp dairylea triangle. And what if his mate is packing a slice of victoria sponge? What do you do then, eh?