BAN THEM, AND BAN THEM NOW., Triangular shaped objects around schoolchildren reveals mass panic. Options

[motormad]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

As try as I might, I've never caused a blood injury by stabbing someone with a Dorito.

Discuss.

[GMR]

It seems the logic of their actions is as follows; if I hit you with a brick in the face the brick should be reshaped/ re-designed and the thrower of the brick should be let off. This is political correctness gone mad. The boy who threw the piece of food should be punished and or expelled. And how is re shaping a piece of food - from a triangle to a square - going to stop injury if it is used as a weapon? I am surprised that this school and or the person who decided to take such action is not hounded out of school for gross stupidity.

[motormad]

It seems the logic of their actions is as follows; if I hit you with a brick in the face the brick should be reshaped/ re-designed and the thrower of the brick should be let off. This is political correctness gone mad. The boy who threw the piece of food should be punished and or expelled. And how is re shaping a piece of food - from a triangle to a square - going to stop injury if it is used as a weapon? I am surprised that this school and or the person who decided to take such action is not hounded out of school for gross stupidity.

An expulsion for throwing food?

Why are you at home today Tommy? I stabbed a kid in the face with a protractor.
Hey little Danny, why are you at home today? I called the teacher a hooker.
Hey little Billy, why are you at home? I threw a popsicle at Kevin.

Surely though a square is 4 times more dangerous than a triangle, because a triangle has 3 sharp corners and a square or rectangle has 4. That surely means that one has higher likelyhood of being hit with an acute angle than one does with a triangle?

[Andy Capp]

An expulsion for throwing food?

Why are you at home today Tommy? I stabbed a kid in the face with a protractor.
Hey little Danny, why are you at home today? I called the teacher a hooker.
Hey little Billy, why are you at home? I threw a popsicle at Kevin.

Surely though a square is 4 times more dangerous than a triangle, because a triangle has 3 sharp corners and a square or rectangle has 4. That surely means that one has higher likelyhood of being hit with an acute angle than one does with a triangle?

No because a square doesn't have any acute angles.