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May 2 2019, 07:43 AM
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Thought of you guys:
🗳 Today is #LocalElections2019 day!
☑️ NORMAL PEOPLE: Go vote for who you feel will be best to represent you locally. Polls close at 10pm
☑️ GAMMON: Go on your local Facebook group and tell us you won’t vote for the main parties (despite the fact these are local elections), angrily read The Sun or Daily Mail, claim you’re voting Brexit party or UKIP, waddle along to the polling station and spoil your vote...that’ll show ‘em, wallow in your own brine, punch your keyboard, make out the media are hiding the truth, claim the BBC are biased, scrape your dried bodily fluids off your yellow vest, change your profile picture to include a union flag, or a poppy, or a soldier in silhouette [you choose], go back on Facebook and post a badly-photoshopped and pixelated meme containing factually incorrect information, then post another one as not enough people clicked like on the first one which annoyed you, ejaculate over Brexit, get angry whilst watching Question Time, go on Facebook to tell everyone you’re angry watching question time, bring Dianne Abbott into an online conversation despite the fact she’s probably irrelevant to the original post, punch keyboard again, mummy then sends you to bed.
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May 4 2019, 09:04 AM
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QUOTE (newres @ May 2 2019, 08:43 AM) Thought of you guys:
�� Today is #LocalElections2019 day!
☑️ NORMAL PEOPLE: Go vote for who you feel will be best to represent you locally. Polls close at 10pm
☑️ GAMMON: Go on your local Facebook group and tell us you won’t vote for the main parties (despite the fact these are local elections), angrily read The Sun or Daily Mail, claim you’re voting Brexit party or UKIP, waddle along to the polling station and spoil your vote...that’ll show ‘em, wallow in your own brine, punch your keyboard, make out the media are hiding the truth, claim the BBC are biased, scrape your dried bodily fluids off your yellow vest, change your profile picture to include a union flag, or a poppy, or a soldier in silhouette [you choose], go back on Facebook and post a badly-photoshopped and pixelated meme containing factually incorrect information, then post another one as not enough people clicked like on the first one which annoyed you, ejaculate over Brexit, get angry whilst watching Question Time, go on Facebook to tell everyone you’re angry watching question time, bring Dianne Abbott into an online conversation despite the fact she’s probably irrelevant to the original post, punch keyboard again, mummy then sends you to bed. Personally, I think children should not be allowed to post here, but as 'newres' is here I may as well respond to his/her trolling ad hominem. 'Thought of you guys' - I'm not sure you are capable of independent thought at all. You post sneeringly about about others posting a meme, but in fact the entire text of your post has been lifted, word-for-word, from a childish online magazine on Facebook. Pot. Kettle. Black. I guess you don't have the intellect to make your own arguments, so borrow other people's lame stereotypes instead. You're the 'knobhead' on this forum, kiddy. P.S. Dianne Abbott is never relevant to anything.
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May 4 2019, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE (DJE @ May 4 2019, 10:04 AM) Personally, I think children should not be allowed to post here, but as 'newres' is here I may as well respond to his/her trolling ad hominem. 'Thought of you guys' - I'm not sure you are capable of independent thought at all. You post sneeringly about about others posting a meme, but in fact the entire text of your post has been lifted, word-for-word, from a childish online magazine on Facebook. Pot. Kettle. Black. I guess you don't have the intellect to make your own arguments, so borrow other people's lame stereotypes instead. You're the 'knobhead' on this forum, kiddy. P.S. Dianne Abbott is never relevant to anything. I’m honoured that you broke two years of silence to join the gammon on here and prove the accuracy of the meme by bringing Diane Abbott into it. I hope you had a tissue with you to wipe your ejaculation off the keyboard.
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May 4 2019, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE (newres @ May 4 2019, 11:45 AM) I’m honoured that you broke two years of silence to join the gammon on here and prove the accuracy of the meme by bringing Diane Abbott into it. I hope you had a tissue with you to wipe your ejaculation off the keyboard. I'm disappointed. I hoped that by pointing out the dismal calibre of your recent posts, you'd make the effort to say something insightful, or constructve. My low opinion of you was, evidently, still too high. If you are a child, best you go off to a Pokemon forum or whatever entertains children nowadays. If you think are an adult.. well, good luck with that self-delusion. With your inept social skills, inability to put forward an intelligent view rather than attack other's in a childish way, (or simply cut and paste other people's views as you are incapable of formulating a mature one of your own), and your general predisposition to be an idiot, I see a mediocre future for you. Anyway, no point in engaging with you further. If I wanted to read any more crap (I don't), I could just go to the intellect-free sources that you cut and paste from. Bye-bye, kiddie. PS if there are any Remainer adults here I'm perfectly happy to listen to them. This place is a forum, after all. But not a kindergarten.
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May 5 2019, 08:16 AM
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QUOTE (DJE @ May 4 2019, 12:46 PM) PS if there are any Remainer adults here I'm perfectly happy to listen to them. This place is a forum, after all. But not a kindergarten. I'm intrigued as to whether you would class me as a Remainer adult in this debate.
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May 5 2019, 11:58 AM
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QUOTE (James_Trinder @ May 5 2019, 09:16 AM) I'm intrigued as to whether you would class me as a Remainer adult in this debate. If you baby sat them for a while they’d attack you too.
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May 5 2019, 12:28 PM
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QUOTE (newres @ May 5 2019, 12:58 PM) If you baby sat them for a while they’d attack you too. Awww diddums. Feeling left out... Never mind. It will all be better soon.🤣
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May 5 2019, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ May 5 2019, 01:28 PM) Awww diddums. Feeling left out... Never mind. It will all be better soon.🤣 Not at all. I like the fact that I’m not a reactionary old gammon and love seeing you all get triggered. DJDick was brilliant yesterday. All that Daily Mail reading exploded yesterday all over his keyboard. How does anyone get that angry just because someone has a different view?
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May 5 2019, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE (newres @ May 5 2019, 03:28 PM) Not at all. I like the fact that I’m not a reactionary old gammon and love seeing you all get triggered. DJDick was brilliant yesterday. All that Daily Mail reading exploded yesterday all over his keyboard. How does anyone get that angry just because someone has a different view? The fact of the matter is Brexit is something that divides political opinions, like no other and it causes anger and resentment. The Brexit party is currently running at 30% in the polls and I would expect that figure to be nearer 40% at the EU elections. The reason... a lot of people won't say they are voting for Brexit because of people like you. They don't want to be branded a xenophobe or a racist or thick. Just so you know when you wake up on the 23rd of May to 2016 revisited.😂 People like you harden brexiteers opinions.
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May 5 2019, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE (TallDarkAndHandsome @ May 5 2019, 04:15 PM) The fact of the matter is Brexit is something that divides political opinions, like no other and it causes anger and resentment. The Brexit party is currently running at 30% in the polls and I would expect that figure to be nearer 40% at the EU elections. The reason... a lot of people won't say they are voting for Brexit because of people like you. They don't want to be branded a xenophobe or a racist or thick. Just so you know when you wake up on the 23rd of May to 2016 revisited.😂 People like you harden brexiteers opinions. On the other hand every poll shows 60:40 support for Remain.
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May 5 2019, 03:20 PM
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QUOTE (newres @ May 5 2019, 04:17 PM) On the other hand every poll shows 60:40 support for Remain. You know the rule, linky thing first.
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May 5 2019, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE (Turin Machine @ May 5 2019, 04:20 PM) You know the rule, linky thing first. Probably a poll conducted by the New European where the voting sample was a 1000 and all the people they contacted were from London and friends of David Lammy and Femi.🤣🤣🤣
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