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May 31 2017, 03:00 PM
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A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.
"So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.
"I am a political student" he replied.
"A political student, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"
"I will study," the young man replied, "and a labour government will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "a labour government will provide for us."
"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, a labour government will provide," replied the fiance.
The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that a labour government would provide.
Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, honey?"
The father answered, "He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm Jeremy Corbyn."
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art... May 31 2017, 09:41 PM Turin Machine Liar, liar, pants on fire!!
Not even had ... Jun 1 2017, 06:14 AM Andy Capp QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Jun 1 2017, 07:14 ... Jun 1 2017, 07:16 AM Simon Kirby QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Jun 1 2017, 07:14 ... Jun 1 2017, 01:48 PM Turin Machine QUOTE (Simon Kirby @ Jun 1 2017, 02:48 PM... Jun 1 2017, 02:25 PM newres QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Jun 1 2017, 03:25 ... Jun 1 2017, 03:14 PM On the edge QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Jun 1 2017, 03:25 ... Jun 1 2017, 04:27 PM newres QUOTE (Turin Machine @ Jun 1 2017, 03:25 ... Jun 1 2017, 04:38 PM Turin Machine This has just come in on the wire,
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