You take the P MM and I agree it's a bit llike being told how to pull over for a blue light vehicle..... BUT..................................
PEOPLE STILL DO IT!!

So where did you get the quote from? No official document would use the "word" horrendous.

It's from the website in the link I gave under the "dangers" page. Scroll down to where it is headed "The electricity is never switched off".
This site does not give legal jargon but tries to explain the dangers on the railway in layman's term.

http://www.trackoff.org/Dangers.aspx

nice *****.

I suggest you get two or three large blokes to sit around naked in your garden supping a few beers occasionally - that should put them off...

Is it not an offense to fish without a rod license?

Yes, you have to have an environment agency rod licence if you are aged 12 or over. Presumably the only people who could ask them to produce one would be either the environment agency officers or the water bailiffs.

I think it might put us off too!

Maybe you should stick broken glass all the way along the top of your wall that should stop them

Then they would take you to court for injuring them when they climb over the wall.

I suggest you get two or three large blokes to sit around naked in your garden supping a few beers occasionally.

That gives a whole new meaning to Ladz Magazines. "I'm Loaded, he's Nuts, and that one is undercover like,
plain cover. Know what I mean? He's D'esprit but we call him Housewife for short. Now git off this patch."

More sensibly there is quite an interesting website about the Lambourn, history, restoration and renewal projects.
renewalproject.org.uk and lots of snaps of ducks and water.In fact schools are in on the project trying to grow brown trout.

Despite that I think your unwelcome guests would have gone home with a begonia or two.
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I'd totally be down for that.



That man knows!

Not since the Occupier's Liability Act 1984. You have a duty of care, even to trespassers - even if those trespassers are blagging your gaff.

Jay Sands, if you want to host the next Newt, just let us know!

Or don't let him know, we can just go and sit in his garden.

And the polis! so you could phone them because you believed a breach of the law was in progress.

It is, although I have a feeling 95% of those 'fishing' between Newbury & Thatcham are without one....

You could, of course, phone the police and tell them that you think a burglar is in your garden, or a stalker. The last stranger to enter my garden broke into a shed and nicked some tools.